Hank was highly recruited by the Castaway Wanderers and the EK after he graduated from UVIC. Fortunately for everyone he chose to play for CW and avoid the EK like the plague. At his best “Hank the Tank” is one of the most dominating outside backs in the BC Premier League. His accomplishments are vast: two time BC Premier League champ, Top try scorer in the BC Premier League, Canada Sevens, Canada fifteens vs. Georgia and the winner of numerous year end Club awards. At his worst “Hank the Clank” catches and tackles like a soccer player.

Fortunately it is as rare to see “Hank the Clank” as it is to see “Roger the Rucker”. Harold's pastimes include working out, lying about his age, drinking cheap rye alone, and trying to figure out why some people think that Tye Spicer is funny. Hank is a huge asset to the CW club and it would be nice for one of his teammates to tell him that his rookie night ended over five years ago so he can stop modeling assless chaps for Guido.