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Matt
was forced to leave his home town of William's
Lake during the Great Mullet Purge of 2002,
and the Castaway Wanderers were very happy
to have both him and his mullet at the club.
Matt quickly earned the starting half back
spot on the Premier side and was instrumental
in helping the squad win its third Championship.
Matt left CW to play for the Pride and was
a stand out there as well. But as well as
Matt played, there were always those that
said he was too small to play for Canada.
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For
the record these were the same people who
said he was too ugly to get a date. Fortunately
his tremendous talent overcame his size problem
and beer helped with the ladies. Last year
Matt won his first of many caps for Canada.
There are a few nagging questions about Mr.
Weingart however. How could he get a hernia
when he has never ever lifted anything heavier
than 12 ounces, why would he go back to a
mullet, what poor little girl did he steal
his bike from and why is he called Pichot?
The only question that can easily be answered
is the nick name. Some say it is because
his long greasy hair looks like that of the
Argentinean star while others say it is because
Roger felt his pass looked like a pichot
s**t. Everyone at CW is excited to have Pichot
playing for us this season and we hope he
doesn’t turn his love of binge drinking
and trash talking into another concussion.
All the best with Canada this Fall.
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