Troy is quite possibly the greatest rugby player in CW history. The fact that he has been able to do all that he has done with a body like Grover is even more incredible. Troy has never wasted a minute of his life on training or fitness but has relied on his right foot and survival instinct to succeed in rugby. Known by many as both Dr. Evil and Mini Me, his list of accomplishments are huge: Crimson Tide, BC., Canada, most points in the history of the B.C. Premier League, and the Canadian Super League. He is a three time club MVP and two time runner up as the Premier League MVP.

All of these accomplishments were done while playing for CW — he has played a couple of seasons in Vancouver for the UBC Old Boys but Troy likened playing there to the time he experimented with homosexuality, he enjoyed the experience but it just didn’t feel right. He also said that the time Roger and he spent together will always be special. Never one to self promote, Troy is often forced to lure people in with a limp handshake and not release them until his ego is sufficiently stroked. Troy’s passions outside of rugby include drinking, at which he is very good and darts at which he is quite poor.

We would be remiss if we did not mention Troy’s biggest and only fan, his Father, we would also be remiss if we said anything nice about him.