Ben has been with the Castaway Wanderers for many years and has been helpful in numerous capacities. Unfortunately little is known about Ben on account of his outrageous accent, which is almost impossible for English speakers to understand.

What is known is that he once played rugby, he is from Wales and he may be a licensed masseur. Whether he is licensed or not, the CW lads find his gentle touch the perfect tonic for what ails them. Armed with only a massage bench and aromatic oils, Ben is able to massage life back into the damaged muscles of the CW crew. While his efforts are very much appreciated there is still one nagging question. How was he able to convince Handysides that a pre-game rub of his prostate was a good idea?