Unfortunately
for Eric a painfully slow standoff who misses
ten to twelve drop goals a game is not a
hot commodity. After UVIC asked him to leave,
Eric decided to chase his life’s ambition.
He would become a Doctor. He failed at this
as well and ended up a Chiropractor after
having convinced some poor school in the
States that he was a rugby player of some
note. Last year Eric returned to Victoria
and started coaching at the club with Greg
Bayley. He quickly tired of listening to
Greg’s drunken belligerence and figured
that by playing he could be like the rest
of the players and not listen to Coach Bayley.
Eric’s hobbies include talking about
himself, telling others how great he is,
pretending to be Jim Morrison while drunk
in French cornfields, wearing blouses in
an attempt to be seen as French and talking
about himself. Welcome back House, its great
to see you playing in Victoria again and
playing beside Roger you even look fast.
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